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These are the 12 steps of 30-something Women Anonymous.1. We admitted we were powerless over 30; that our lives had become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that chocolate, greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of anti-wrinkle cream.
4. Made a searching and fearless wardrobe inventory of our shelves.
5. Admitted to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our shoe obssesions.
6. Were entirely ready to have lipo remove all these defects of character.
7. Humbly went shopping to refresh our closets.
8. Made a list of all persons we had charmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.
9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except for exes whom do not deserve it.
10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly blamed our mothers for it.
11. Sought through shopping, shoes and chocolate to improve our conscious contact with society.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to 30-somethings, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.
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